Where to get a Trump hair cut (Las Vegas)

9th November 2016 / Blog /

NEWS has reached me that Donald Trump has been elected president of the United States of America.

A couple of months ago on a visit to Las Vegas I went to Trump International hotel as it was just round the corner from the one I was at.

Here is a picture of the Trump International hotel.

Mirrored gold glass … classy.

Here is another picture:

I ventured inside the lobby:

Nice chandeliers … long brown carpet with a swirly pattern.

From here I entered the gift shop, where ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball caps were on sale ($30):

Fetching military camouflage colours available.

You could buy bottles of Trump wine:

These bottles cost $46:

Like Thomas Jefferson’s wine, it says.

You could also buy gold Trump tumblers:

Or there were ‘Trump’ golf balls or golden TRUMP chocolate bars:

Books, too:

A little mean looking in the last one.

I went back into the lobby:

Another nice chandelier – and flowers.

And then I noticed a little sign:

For $50 in twenty-five minutes … Trump ‘vogue and go hairstyling’.

So this is where Mr Trump cuts his famous locks:

Has his manicures and pedicures, too … ready to make America great again.

Now you know where to get a Trump hair cut.